I saw that some people were annoyed or even offended by the article I posted the other day arguing that Neil Tennant could occasionally put a bit more effort into his lyrics, so I’ve thought long and hard about it and done a version which I hope takes at least some of those criticisms on board.
The original 7″ version is here. Please do not attempt to read this if you haven’t read that.
(tsk tsk tsk)
(tsk thump tsk thump tsk thump)
(tsk thump clap tsk thump clap tsk thump clap)
(bit of housy piano)
(slightly more funky bassline)
(male voice, to the rhythm of ‘I was a male stripper in a gogo bar’: WH AUDEN AND MELLE MEL…WH AUDEN AND MELLE MEL…WH AUDEN AND MELLE MEL)
(Woman’s voice, sounding surprised: HE’S A GENIUS!)
Infinite Coincidence 