Trump ‘devastated’ by Franken revelations: ‘How could anyone treat a woman in such a way?’

US President and Commander-in-Chief Donald Trump is said to have been ‘profoundly shocked and disgusted’ at the revelation that Democratic Senator Al Franken briefly groped a female colleague during a TV stunt over eleven years ago.

Speaking on condition of anonymity, a White House insider said that neither his staff nor his family had ever seen President Trump as downbeat as over these last 24 hours. He is said to be profoundly shocked that anyone, particularly someone in a position of responsibility, could even think of treating a woman in such a way.

President Trump spent Friday away from TV cameras and was not present on social media all day. Aides reported that he was ‘heartbroken’ upon reading the reports of Franken’s behavior. He is believed to have spent the day in consultation with close female friends, including a number of noteworthy feminists who have been seeking to bring him up to speed on the depth and extent of sexual abuse of women in the US. The President is said to have been ‘humbled and horrified’ by what he has learned.

President Trump is known and respected for his dedication to the furtherance of women’s rights. He has said on several occasions that protecting women from sexual abuse is the single biggest motivating factor in his becoming involved in politics. He used his inauguration speech in January to call for a ‘new feminist dawn’ in America, and has been consistent in seeking to ensure that any woman who does report untoward conduct by men in any area of life is given a full hearing by the justice system and that the right of all women regardless of their age or political affiliation to live free of sexual harrasment is respected at all times and in all places, ‘from hotel elevators to TV studios to the back stage areas of beauty pageants’. In return, he has been universally heralded as the country’s ‘first female president’, and rumors are now spreading that he may be awarded the Nobel Prize For Feminism And Never Having Been Recorded Boasting About Regularly Molesting Women FFS in Stockholm next month.

In other White House news, President Trump’s daughter has been appointed to lead a global task force to investigate the sexual abuse of women by political figures, while his son Barron Trump is to head a commision of inquiry into the mounting problem of Fake News and will also take charge of the Government’s response to the opoid epidemic, negotiations with North Korea, hurricane relief and healthcare reform. Finally, Julian Assange has been appointed Australia’s ambassador to the United States, replacing a woman who had been variously referred to by President Trump on social media as a ‘stupid aborigine slut’ and a ‘fat bich whos too ugly to even rape, lol’.

5 thoughts on “Trump ‘devastated’ by Franken revelations: ‘How could anyone treat a woman in such a way?’

  1. Brilliant, as always! I love all your posts, and hang on your every word! Thanks for contributing humor and relevant information to my selective news feed! Maureen Blair

    On Fri, Nov 17, 2017 at 3:44 PM Infinite Coincidence wrote:

    > Richard Willmsen posted: ” US President and Commander-in-Chief Donald > Trump is said to have been ‘profoundly shocked and disgusted’ at the > revelation that Democratic Senator Al Franken briefly groped a female > colleague during a stunt over eleven years ago. Speaking on condition o” >

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  2. The only thing a president is concerned about is the fact that this sheds light on his interactions with women 13 of which have accused him of sexual misconduct one 13 year-old of rape. He promised to file charges on all these women that if you’re legally charge him with a crime?

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  3. What a crock of bs! I sincerely doubt he’s devastated. His crimes against women need to be investigated. Raping a 13yo? Franken took a TV stunt a little too far. He’s not a criminal but Trump definitely is!!

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